this dude is pretty alright as well.

the end

noone won, and i am never doing that again.

i will win this thing

for it is impossible for me to lose.
the possibility of me losing is something that i will not even stop to consider, for it is non-existent.
delicious awaits me for when i win this thing.
i can taste it now.
it's gonna be so good.
even if it costs me my life.
i will win this thing.

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GLORIA JEAN'S IS UNBELIEVABLY EXCELLENT.
IF I WERE TO EXPRESS THIS IN LOWERCASE, MRS GLORIA JEAN KVETKO WOULD HUNT ME DOWN AND EAT MY FACE BECAUSE I DID NOT ACCURATELY DESCRIBE HOW EXCELLENT GLORIA JEAN'S IS.
HOORAY FOR THIS CRAZY LADY!
EVERYBODY!
LEMME HEAR YOU SAY IT!
"GLORIA JEAN'S IS PRETTY ALRIGHT!"
"HOORAY!"
"WE ENJOY YOUR BARISTA'ING SKILLS!"
"EVERYBODY GET SOME COFFEE FROM THIS LADY!"
"THEN TELL THE WORLD HOW EXCELLENT IT IS, BY WAY OF BLOG!"

"gloria jean's coffee. it's pretty alright."

I Know The Secret!
Drunken Staircase.
Like a Codie in a Tinted Windowsill.
Hot. Cold. Taco.
Social Castration.
Krieger Can Do Better.
Land and Miss a Lick.
Catastrophe.
Death in the Indian Summer.
Death from life.
I know the secret.